12:00 am at night husband and his wife caught thief in her house.
110 kg heavy weight Wife sited on thief. And say to her husband " call police.. "
Suddenly husband finding something...
Wife : what are you doing ? Call to police quick
Husband : i find my shoes. It is not here..
Thief : O bastard, wear my shoes and go to police station fast. Otherwise your heavy wife kill me via his weight. ☺☺
Jokes in Hinglish Language
Raat ko 12:00 baje pati patni ne ghar me ghuse chor ko pakad liya.
110 kilogram ki heavy weight patni ne chor ko caboch liya or us ke upar baith gai. Or pati se police ko call karne ko kaha.
Pati police ko call karne ke bjaaya idhar-udhar kuchh dhundhne laga.
Patni : Kya kar rahe ho ? Police ko call karo na jaldi..
Pati : Mere jute nahi mil rahe ...
Chor : Bevkoof, mere jute pahan jaa lekin jaldi jaa, teri bivi apne wajan se muje maar degi.
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